scofflawsins:

rhaella:

why is barbie’s the nutcracker the only good film adaption of the nutcracker that has ever been made

because barbie movies slap next question

eyemeir:

wonem:

you know how theres an official government office of preserving the french language? my life mission is to found a counter-organization to that, formally devoted to degrading and destroying the french language by any available means of psychological and cultural warfare

I found the funniest reply to this

realfriendly:

xydg:

i do not understand the big obsession with pop punk 

i cant hear you over how much i hate my town

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Remember in the 90′s where we went through a phase where all electronics had transparent casing?

Shit was WILD! I want this today! Fuck “rose gold” or whatever, give me a transparent smartphone so I can directly stare daggers at my dying battery with every software update!

amaskdescribingamask:

pure-leafs:

aidashakur:

“6 months from now I will be in a different situation.”

Speak it into existence.

SIX MONTHS FROM NOW I WILL BE IN A DIFFERENT SITUATION

thebootydiaries:

bumbleturkey:

thebootydiaries:

im such a possessive person i just saw someone calling Karl Marx just “Karl” like they’re on a first name basis and i got jealous

LITERALLY POSSESSIVE OVER DADDY COMMUNISM! I THINK HE WOULD UH HAVE A FEW THINGS TO SAY ABOUT THIS!

u know what . i wish i had never posted this

orangehatposts:

tracerrs:

girlcrawlingchaos: